April 2012 Blogs
What Sellers Say vs. What Buyers Hear
My doctor recently confided in me that physicians have a golden rule when it comes to getting an accurate
estimate of how much alcohol their patients drink on a daily basis. They take whatever number of drinks you
enter on the patient information form, then multiply it by a factor of three!
While comedic (if slightly troubling), this rule is not that dissimilar from how home buyers approach
the art and science of translating home sale listing-speak into what they think is a more accurate
understanding of the property’s characteristics and condition.
Just as property staging creates a somewhat contrived scenario buyers can imagine their own
families taking part in, property listing descriptions have evolved into a sort of verbal staging
exercise where sellers and agents may create an artificial ‘scenario’ that belies the true state
of the property. Fortunately for savvy sellers, there’s another parallel between physical and
verbal home staging: it’s all about the edit.
Removing well-intentioned but counterproductive verbal clutter from your listing is simple,
but not easy. It starts with understanding what buyers take away from your words vs. what you
truly meant or intended to convey. Here, to start building that understanding, are four common
areas of big-time disconnects between what sellers say and what buyers hear.
Sellers Say: Comfortable, beloved, in the family for generations.
Buyers Hear: Lots of room, but probably lots of broken stuff
to fix, too. Things probably need to be jiggled or turned twice before you yank hard to get them open.
Think: scuff marks.
In all honesty, most buyers love to hear the story of how the sellers’ Great Granny and PaPa met
right before the War, then built this house with their own hands and sweat when he came back, raising
a family there and watching the town grow up around them. But they generally like to hear those stories
about spruced up, great looking, well-prepared homes they have already fallen in love with. Leading with
this material in a listing is like waving a red flag that warns of a serious probability that:
• The kitchen surfaces and appliances were last updated in the 60’s (for some reason, it’s
rarely the cute 30’s and 40’s machines that survive – families tend to get stuck on the marigold and pea
green formica stage);
• The furnace is so old it is powered by a team of chipmunks on a treadmill, and
that the house has similarly ‘vintage’ electrical and plumbing systems (i.e., the same water pressure
as a schoolyard drinking fountain); and that
• You (Seller) will blubber with tears on closing day (which might actually happen,
and wouldn’t even be the worst thing in the world).
Part of the problem is that when people hear “multi-generational family home” they tend to think of
Tara from Gone with the Wind, or Hearst Castle – or the house from the 80’s drama Dallas. So when the
first “Grandma’s house” they see turns out to be a little old house that someone took great care of for
50 years, but hasn’t been upgraded in the same period of time, it bursts their whole bubble and sours
their expectations about similar ‘family’ homes.
My advice is to avoid leading with these sorts of descriptors unless the place is also recently
remodeled, and to be super realistic about pricing this sort of property in accordance with any system
upgrades that are overdue.
Sellers Say: Seller Will Carry, Some Seller Financing for
Qualified Buyer, Seller will carry a 10% note.
Buyers Hear: I’ll offer them $1,000 and they’ll give me their
house, with low monthly payments!
This one is all about wishful thinking; there’s just something about a buyer on a mission to buy a home
– especially one who has trouble qualifying – that makes many of them willing to suspend disbelief and come
up with scenarios that are simply too good (for them) and bad (for you) to be true. Part of the problem is
that for years, many people were brainwashed by those guys on the late night infomercials into thinking that
buying a home is and should be just that simple (the other part of the problem is that for a number of years,
it actually was – particularly during the subprime era).
Sellers who are willing to carry financing on a home generally need a hefty chunk of change up front in
order to pay off the mortgage, make their next move or simply feel comfortable signing any interest in their
home over to someone who can’t come up with the down payment or the other qualifications to get a ‘regular’
bank mortgage.
But offering some seller financing – especially in a market where homes are having a tough time
appraising or many buyers are fresh out of foreclosure – is such a strong selling point, that it is
worth touting in the listing, if you’re willing to do it. Talk with your agent about how to skillfull
y state the specifics of your seller financing terms in a way that makes clear you’re not ready to
give away the farm and finance it, too.
Sellers Say: Sweet, charming, darling, cute, cozy.
Buyers Hear: Tiny, shoebox, claustrophobic. Or, overly accessorized,
with doilies, lace drapes and flowered/striped wallpaper over pink carpet.
Let me be clear, today’s buyers like a classic look just as much – maybe more – than ever before. But when
you use these saccharine marketing terms the visual you paint is much more frilly than today’s popular versions
of a traditional aesthetic. Unless your home actually does feature lots of pink carpet and flowered wallpaper
(in which case engaging a stager might be in order), consider going with keywords that trigger images of a
sleeker, classic look. One quick and easy shortcut to spark the visuals you want is to reference the popular
stores, home improvement shows and décor magazines that are most similar to your home’s design aesthetic,
like Shabby Chic, Pottery Barn or Restoration Hardware. (Caution: if you choose to go this route, please
do make sure that you reference the right brands. Failing to do so is a quick way to create a disaster.
Imagine the scene of a Mad Men-styled, Design Within Reach-loving buyer being shown a linen-ruffled Shabby
Chic home. Quelle horreur!)
And if your home is small – buyers will know it by the square footage entry on the listing!
Calling it cozy is not going to make someone interested in a 400 square foot home if they weren’t
in the market for something that small in the first place, so ditch the diminutives.
Sellers Say: Up-and-coming neighborhood, upside potential,
amazing investment, sweat equity.
Buyers Hear: This place is falling apart! (And you might just have
to dodge bullets on the way in and out, to boot.)
Buyers read this marketing lingo for a place or an area that is not being all that it can be, and two things occur:
(1) All but the most intrepid fixer-seeker-outer starts doing what my doctor does and multiplying
whatever you said by a factor of three, awfulizing the property or neighborhood “issues” on the assumption that
whatever is said in the listing is likely a vast understatement.
(2) They start mentally adding zeros to the budget they’ll need for repairs and visualizing how
they’ll negotiate down from the list price before they ever step foot in the property.
The Catch-22 for sellers is that if you actually understate the repairs needed or try to price the place high
to account for negotiating room, chances are good you’ll have some very angry visitors come to the property, who
will feel misled that you didn’t flag the property problems ahead of time. Or you’ll get no showings or offer
s at all.
So, what’s a seller to do? Most online house hunting searches are so sophisticated that buyers are searching
by street, neighborhood, zip code, radius around a focal point or other geographic boundaries. Since buyers already
know where your home is, I’d stay away from neighborhood descriptors unless your neighborhood has already up and
come. Instead, just use the name of your area or district without describing it – and let buyers opt in or
out based on their own research into the neighborhood. (And talk with your agent about even naming neighborhood
names; this is a sensitive subject in some areas.)
If your home needs a basic cosmetic makeover, do it before you list the home. Do whatever you can
afford. If your home needs more serious work than that, though, don’t try to make your fixer sound
like a fabulous deal unless its location, price or other characteristics actually render it a truly
fabulous deal! Call it like it really is; consider even stating factually, in the listing, what
systems need repair, after you mention the strong selling points. Omitting them in the listing
is not going to trick someone who doesn’t want to do the repairs into buying the place, and if
your place is a home only a serious handyman or investor could love, then you might actually
attract the right people to the property by pointing out that the windows are new but the roof
and water heater might need replacing.
Also consider some or all of the following steps – consult with your agent about what makes
sense in your situation:
• obtaining a home inspection report and repair bids in advance,
• pricing your home to account for those repair expenses the buyer will
have to incur (with an extra discount for their trouble, if you’re serious about selling),
and
• asking your agent to include in the agent-only online listing these documents
and an explanation of the pricing strategy.
It might sound like a lot of trouble, but the extra work is one of very few options
you have to differentiate your home from all the fixer short sales and foreclosures
on the market.
Sellers: You may not have participated in writing your home’s
description or been aware that it carries that much weight with buyers. If your home is on the market, make sure
you visit its online listings around the web and review the listing description your agent has entered, if you
haven’t before.
Agents and Buyers: What other home listing marketing
lingo do you perceive as a signal of something negative about the property?